Useful Stuff About Traveling

I found these SMS messages somewhere on the web sometime ago and I couldn’t resist to post them here. Come on, let’s relax a bit.

Do you know the present value of your husband’s policy?” the life insurance salesman asked his client.
“What do you mean?” countered the woman.
“If you should lose your husband, what would you get?” asked the salesman.
The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, “Probably a poodle.”

Life insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.”

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Some years ago I went to a big mall where there was taking place an informal exhibition. Several framed drawings were spread  on a wall and on improvised cabinets. At first I thought I was looking at abstract drawings but than an assistant came to me and explained me what those were. She told me they were optical illusions.

At first I didn’t see nothing special, but after trying a few times I managed to get the technique of looking at those images and see something special. It’s amazing how our mind works and can transform one image in something else.

The imagine I’m showing on this post is one of the dozens shown on the website Grand Illusions and it’s called The Amazing Dots. So, how does it work?

Watch the X in the middle very closely. You should start to see a green dot that rotates around the circle – this dot is an illusion; then you should see see the purple dots disappear…. but they haven’t really gone. It is an after image effect, sometimes called a ‘negative retinal afterimage’ – move your head slightly, and the dots will reappear… amazing or what?

This illusion was designed by Jeremy L Hinton of Bristol, UK, and this illusion – with a lot more explanation and many other illusions as well – can be found at the web site of Michael Bach.

So, did you see the green dot and the purple dots disappearing? I did. Quite amazing, isn’t it?

A friend sent me this photo on a funny images email and I really found it very interesting.

Who is going to use these shoes? I mean, rocawear jeans are comfortable, adidas sneakers are comfortable but these shoes for sure they aren’t. Well, at least that’s my opinion. I can’t use this type of shoes because I have back problems so, I would never look for them while shopping.

What about you? Do you think you would like to wear them?

I never ride a roller coaster, not due fear but due to sickness and heart problems. But I must confess, I would love to ride one. Now, would I take my kids with me? Not at all. Look as this five years old.

I think this shows the extreme force people face when they go in the roller coaster. On my case, I would need to make a term life insurance before riding it just in case my heart stopped during the ride.

I found this image on the web and it really made me laugh. From the clothes to the “something” she has on her hair, from the pose to the Black and Mild or Cuban cigar, everything is funny. I’m sure she’s not worried about lung cancer, in fact, if she smoked her whole life than she looks really nice and seems to have a young mind.